2. A hostile, aggressive English major.
3. A creature of whistful love, insincerity, and perhaps two grasping claws.
1. "Stirling is at Phil's."
2. "Stirling, be nice..."
3. "Hey guys, I just had two girls ask me to join their threesome...but I'm sooo past that..." (followed by a wink at Mike's sister)
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