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17 definitions by Born Blitzed

 
8.
Very similar to calm yourself, it's what you say to someone who's acting up, maybe buggin, or in serious danger of going postal.

For maximum impact, use it as a complete sentence at the end of whatever else you wanted to say.
Paris: You borrowed my new skinny jeans without asking? I'll claw your eyeballs out, you thieving skank!

Lindsay: Listen beyotch, they needed breaking in by someone with some actual junk in the trunk. I'll wash 'em before I return 'em. Relax yourself.
by Born Blitzed July 28, 2010
 
9.
A jailbroken iPhone.
I wanted to run apps like Swype on my iPhone, so I cracked it open and now I'm the proud owner of a poison Apple.
by Born Blitzed February 28, 2011
 
10.
An environmentally-friendly reusable bag made from cloth or recycled plastic. Also known as a green bag though it can be just about any color.
Do you want your grandchildren drowning in plastic? No? Then take an eco bag or two with you whenever you shop.
by Born Blitzed August 06, 2010
 
11.
1) An expression of surprise at slanguage one hasn't heard before, especially when it's obviously sexual or scatological in nature.

2) A tongue in cheek way of turning an ordinary comment into a double entendre by implying the above.
Dude, I'm heading home. I'm gonna go online and play some World of Warcraft.

Oh really? Is that what they're calling it these days?
by Born Blitzed January 18, 2011
 
12.
Another name for a credit card or debit card.
Don't bother reaching for your wallet; I have some plastic money, honey.
by Born Blitzed September 14, 2010
 
13.
An alternate pronunciation for hors d'œuvres, based on their unusual spelling and the idea that one can hoover them up one after another.

Often associated with people not known for their sense of culture, such as members of the working class. Can be used jokingly or ironically.
It's already halfway through the first quarter and I'm starving! When's your wife gonna bring out some hoover doovers?
by Born Blitzed October 04, 2011
 
14.
Ground beef, elbow macaroni and tomato sauce.
My nephew can't cook to save his life, but even he knows how to make American goulash.
by Born Blitzed November 21, 2011