17 definitions by Born Blitzed
An environmentally-friendly reusable bag made from cloth or recycled plastic. Also known as a green bag though it can be just about any color.
Do you want your grandchildren drowning in plastic? No? Then take an eco bag or two with you whenever you shop.
by Born Blitzed Aug 6, 2010 add a video
Very similar to calm yourself, it's what you say to someone who's acting up, maybe buggin, or in serious danger of going postal.
For maximum impact, use it as a complete sentence at the end of whatever else you wanted to say.
Paris: You borrowed my new skinny jeans without asking? I'll claw your eyeballs out, you thieving skank!
Lindsay: Listen beyotch, they needed breaking in by someone with some actual junk in the trunk. I'll wash 'em before I return 'em. Relax yourself.
by Born Blitzed Jul 28, 2010 add a video
Don't bother reaching for your wallet; I have some plastic money, honey.
by Born Blitzed Sep 14, 2010 add a video
An alternate pronunciation for hors d'œuvres, based on their unusual spelling and the idea that one can hoover them up one after another.
Often associated with people not known for their sense of culture, such as members of the working class. Can be used jokingly or ironically.
It's already halfway through the first quarter and I'm starving! When's your wife gonna bring out some hoover doovers?
by Born Blitzed Oct 4, 2011 add a video
|12.||Is that what they're calling it these days|
1) An expression of surprise at slanguage one hasn't heard before, especially when it's obviously sexual or scatological in nature.
2) A tongue in cheek way of turning an ordinary comment into a double entendre by implying the above.
Dude, I'm heading home. I'm gonna go online and play some World of Warcraft.
Oh really? Is that what they're calling it these days?
by Born Blitzed Jan 18, 2011 add a video
Ground beef, elbow macaroni and tomato sauce.
My nephew can't cook to save his life, but even he knows how to make American goulash.
by Born Blitzed Nov 21, 2011 add a video
An appreciation of a particularly clever example of punning and/or wordplay to the point of rapture. The social sciences equivalent of a nerdgasm.
All it took was a single visit to the Pungeon Master page at TVTropes, and I was drowning in a tidal surge of pungasm glory!
by Born Blitzed Nov 1, 2011 add a video