2 definitions by Boris Persky

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After you jackoff your load onto your partners face, you schmear the tip of your penis anywhere on their face, preferably on the upper lip.
"After I gave my girl a 'zombie' last night, I gave her a Yakov Smirnoff right across her upper lip and nose. Man was she pissed!!"
by Boris Persky November 06, 2007

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When something is extremely awesome and there are no other words to describe it.
That new motorized skateboard is so Swych! I want one!
by Boris Persky August 08, 2015

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