Boots of Chinese Plastic 7
The day Lisa realized that referring to her red-headed children as "struck matches" is actually a racial slur....
Struck match meaning a term used by Daman Wayans to describe really, really black people.
Did you know I have been referring to my children as struck matches to the mothers at my kids catholic school ? This is definitely a bad mom Wednesday
In response Ashley says "you should subscribe to urbandictionary.com so you will have less of those embarrassing race related moments!"
Like the motor boat when one places their face in someones cleavage, only this is done with your hand.
With fingers pointed to the middle of her cleavage, I wedge my tips in between her tits and gave her a flopping fish.
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