A pale male of the pig descent. He eats PILIPINO! (urge of every word) food
everyday, three times a day. He has SBL... and I mean SALTY. BROWN. LIPS. You know what I'm saying? With the little
green Pilipino juice squirting out at your face
! And the when he laughs. OMG. His laugh makes you so constipated.
OKAY SO. Here is Gongzalo's process of constipation presentation elimation:
First, he starts by sitting on a chair
with AT LEAST
2 chairs next to the chair
. Then he puts his arm around the left chair
and spreads his legs apart. *Warning* His legs MUST be exactly
at a 90 degree angle. Next, he starts shaking his legs like he's going
to pangpwee really
hard like POOT! This is already making me want
to go pyak
sy. After that, Gongzalo starts rubbing his big fat bulging stomach. Then, he starts going
"ahh" like in Don't Cha(this is his all-time favorite song). He also squeezes his lips together at the same time. Worst
part of the process-- He laughs and you can not see his eyes because they are covered
by his face
fats(by the way, he does not have a chin). And then. DUN DUN DUN!.......
He power-pangpwees. wait wait.
He's not done. UH OH! Hak-cheh
HURRY! RUN FAT BOY, RUN! I DON'T THINK
HE WILL MAKE IT ON TIME. HIS STOMACH IS MAKING LAOSY NOISES.
HE RUNS INTO THE HAK-CHEH
ALL OVER THE TOILET.
Gongzalo wears his scrubs
24/7. He and Lolet have secret parades in "Lolet's Hideout" with long nightgowns. They do tribal dances with scrubs
and nightgowns and eat greasy Pilipino Pood!