Let's go to Spearmints, smoke some fat cubanos and get the fever on.
It's half time, get the cubanos in you fag.
Angus the Bavarian saw a hot black girl in Spearmints from the corner of his eye.
Immediately he jumped from his seat, pulled his wallet from his pocket, grabbed her and her chocolate sister and gave them copious amounts of money to disrobe in his presence. Whilst smoking a cubano.
The chocolate fever had set in.
Cross between Jim from American Pie and Emile Heskey.
Complete inability to pull birds, followed by massive lack of confidence, then the Bambi on ice skates effect and the inevitable falling over.
Jimskey: 'Hey baby, you is hot!'
Chick: 'Fuck off JIMSKEY'
Jimskey: 'Whoaaa', slip, CRACK
Chick: 'What a fucking JIMskey'.
You are a fucking JIMskey.
Anal rape, but worse because it is administered by your boss.
Mohsin couldn't get out of work again. He was in for Maximo Rapao from his boss Leeroy.
The very definition of a loser who can't pull. Except men. So has
Tony gAIDmonds is a homosexual, a homosexual, a homosexual
Johan was walking like John Wayne down the the 18th tee because he'd been snangusing all morning.
bird: 'I want to fuck you'
gAIDS: 'Are you sure you wouldn't prefer a chat? Or a nice glass of wine perhaps?'
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