A female attending Hofstra University that is known for wearing short mini-skirts, Ughh boots, small tops and too much make up any time of the day or year. Hofstra Girls usually are anorexically thin but become so thin by use of cocaine. They are prone to sleeping around and nailing most anyone. From Thursday to Sunday night (and most week nights too) they can be found at one of the local bars such as McCeeb's, Bogart's, or the Dizzy Lizard geting wasted so that they the will sleep with anyone. They usually carry hofstra red
so use of a condom while scoring this easy easy lay is recommended.
"What's wrong with that girl over there? She looks so sickly, why doesn't she put on less slutty clothes? ... Oh she's a Hofstra Girl? Nevermind then, ugh."
(v) To Beautiful Mind. Getting awful results that don't make sense, obtained using the most insane and convoluted ways possible.
Most popular when used in the past tense- Beautiful Minded.
Coworker 1: How did that idiot screw up this report?
Coworker 2: He Beautiful Minded it. He looked up the wrong essay and used the wrong formula to get his numbers.
When Jason was asked to write an essay for English class about how the world would be a better place if humans acted together more like a "V" of Geese, he Beautiful Minded together an essay about the downfall of society caused by everyone turning into birds.