2 definitions by BonziBuddy

Top Definition
BonziBuddy is the master of the sexual arts and is an amazing lover. Often citing his 36 orgasm minimum rule, the women who are lucky enough to be with BonziBuddy are always allowed to miss work for a few days of bed-rest from sheer exhaustion.

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It is said that BonziBuddy can also make a woman orgasm by merely thinking about her. This is true of course, but he rarely ever does this since the orgasm is often so violent as to cause what people today call 'earthquakes'.

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His sense of humor is incredible. In fact instead of breaking up with a woman and condemning her to a hellish life without him, BonziBuddy will often make her orgasm while making her laugh. This combination is very lethal. It makes him sad to see her go, but at least she died happy (and satisfied).

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BonziBuddy's intelligence knows no bounds. He knows pretty much everything, and if he doesn't know something he makes it up, but he knows how to bend space and time to make that which he made up true.
My friend Sara went out with BonziBuddy last year, she missed alot of work, something about bed rest. It was sad when she passed away, but at least she died happy (and satisfied).
by BonziBuddy May 05, 2014
A massive erection, and then jizz as much as 10 galloons.
Bob did a 德
by BonziBuddy May 05, 2014

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