1.Stick your open palm under
the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow
2. Say, "Uh oh, I knew
I shouldn't have put my lips on that
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function
4. Say, "Yuck, this water's cold."
a marble and say, "Oh Fooey! My glass
6. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that
7. Grunt and strain real loud
for 30 seconds and then drop
Cantaloupe into the toilet
bowl from a height
of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it
the stall walls of your neighbors while
yelling, "Whoa! easy boy!"
11. Say, "Interesting... more floaters than sinkers."
a small squeeze
tube, spread peanut butter
on a wad of toilet paper
the wad under
the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that
back over here please?"
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep
14. Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand
over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while
the balloon and splatter cream
corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast.
15. Say, "Boy, that
sure looks like a maggot."
16. Say, "Daren’t, I knew that
drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I going to do?"
17. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
18. Before you unroll toilet paper
, conspicuously lay down your Cross-Dressers
Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust
it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
a D-cup bra on the floor under
the stall wall and sing
(WARNING: Use these Toilet
Jokes at own risk.)