2 definitions by Bonequisia

Large volcanic boobs that may, or many not contain milk.
Wow, look at Ashley's lactanoes! They are HUGE! I want to suck those puppies dry.
by Bonequisia January 26, 2011
A condition in which a guy, typically with a woman's name, has a micro penis, can't make a woman orgasm, and mopes around like a dopey turtle his entire life. See also Douchebag, Mrytle, Asshat.
That guy is such a moron. I think he must have Buttmunchenhausen Syndrome.
by Bonequisia January 23, 2011

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