1. A paper/plasic stick with cotton on both ends of it.
Used to clean wax out of your ear or touch up your makeup.
2. An old person with white hair and white walking shoes.
1. "I hadn't cleaned my ears for 5 days. When I finally did, I could hear better, and SO much wax came out! I had to use 3 Q-tips before it was all out!"
2. "This Q-tip was deaf! I had to repeat myself, like, 30 times!"