2 definitions by Boldamatticus

Top Definition
The politically correct word for waiter/ waitress, which is a very high stress job that usually pays under $3 and hour. Commonly confused by people who assume server can also mean; servant, maid, lesser being, jester, water bearer, slave, and sometimes even a dog. That is a common misconception.
Sever- I fucking quit this shithole of a job.

Manager of Chili's- What's wrong?

Sever- Fucking table 22 thinks I'm here to wait on them hand and foot and asks for 1 new thing every time i pass their table instead of all at once when I ask them if they need anything else. 33 thinks for some odd reason their 2 year old should be allowed to pour out all the sugar and then draw on it. Aaron's table 45 wants me to get refills for them because their server sucks, and some A-hole at 11 just snapped at me like I am his German Sheppard. Fuck You, Fuck Them, I quit.
by Boldamatticus June 18, 2009
A slang term used in restaurants for a table full of black people wearing bling, with grills, and/or whoreish/thuggish clothing. It is widely assumed and usually correct that on a ticket of $100 the server would be lucky to make $5 as a tip even though they will table up your entire section all night.
Me- OMG, I just got a table of celebrities.
You- Like Cameron Diaz kind of celebrity?
Me- No, like Usher.
You- Ooooo, I'm sorry. Hope you don't have rent tomorrow.
by Boldamatticus June 18, 2009

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