1 definition by Bolbolator

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An elderly unmarried white dude that walks around with a hat and a robe for his own pleasure, and then tells you being gay is wrong.
Person #1: The Pope just said that a 30-year-old unmarried long-haired bearded carpenter loves me.
Person #2: Jesus christ!
Person #1: Yeah, that's the one.
by Bolbolator August 02, 2008

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