1. Universally hated, market driven phenomenon that if left unchecked will eventually culminate in an uninterrupted decade of concatenated carol medleys, closely followed by a glorious moment of frantic arson destroying every Christmatastasized
mall in America.
2. Any one of the marketing executives responsible for it.
1. If it weren't for this gol-danged Christmas creep, I wouldn't be listening to "Jingle Bell Rock" on the Fourth of July!
2. If I ever get my hands on one of those Christmas creeps, I'll tie him to a chair and make him listen to "O Christmas Tree" until he screams for mercy.
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