2 definitions by Bogus Reasons

Top Definition
A really hot girl that can have sex. Guys usually call her "LAUER POWER" in bed. She can get shit done.
Damn that Lauer really got me going.
by Bogus reasons January 16, 2009

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UFF
UFF stands for
Ugly Fuck Face

People usually say this when a really bitchy girl is trying to hit on them and give them some type of STD. The girl usually has a rusty cunt. When doing the girl she usually screams. She will also occasionally squirt causing a mess. Then you have to scream YOU FUCKING UFF.
That UFF over there is trying to seduce that poor nerd, I guess we should warn him about the STD's that she has.
by Bogus Reasons May 31, 2009

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