(n). synonym for charity crapper: see charity crapper.
He's a prime time poverty pooper.
Charity sigh--a sigh done in a public place, done by an individual who has an audience. Usually the sigher is working on a frustrating task such as homework, or on a slow moving computer.
Ted is pretty easy to spot in the library. He often lets out a charity sigh to let everyone know of his "woe is me" problem.
(n). One who habitually uses a public bathroom in a public place such as a library on a daily basis to relieve their load themselves. Quite often, the offender leaves the area foul smelling.
Every day at 3 Pm, Max comes into the library to free his load. Why doesn't he go home and use his own toilet? He's a charity crapper.
(n). One of the most annoying toys ever. Emerged from the 1970s, it was a plastic yellow stick that made a spastic sound by tilting it on end, back and forth. The first sound would be higher pitched and the second one was lower. Sounded like a cow on helium.
It would sound like "Ow, ewwwww...ow, ewwwww..."
In the "just a buck store", I found a cheap imitation of that old annoying giggle stick.
The Internet is filled with electronic supermans, thinking they are invincible behind a computer, that nothing can stop them.
E-superman: (n). short for electronic superman
. 1. Any user of a personal computer, that thinks they are invincible, because they cannot be seen, and think they are anonymous. E-supermans often do things online that they would not do in real life. E-supermans think they are untouchable, super macho, so they think they can do anything online, like hack websites, write viruses, flame online users. E-supermans have no idea of the long term consequences. 2. adj. Describes the feeling of power one gets when they take hold of a computer--quite often, they are just looking for attention.
Who knows how many e-supermans there are out roaming the online world, feeling bold and indestructible behind a computer.
Ignore that e-superman. It's just another user looking for attention.
(n). 1. One who goes to parties, functions, and other events just for the freebies, but doesn't bring anything to eat/drink. 2. A guy/gal who goes out to eat, and when the time comes to divvy up the bill, says they are short.
3. Someone that does not reciprocate.
"Hey Paul, should I invite Bill?" "Oh, no, man! Not that charity crapper!"