2 definitions by Bogan loather #9, 999, 999

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Also known as the female bogan, and commonly reffered to as a bitch or skank, however she doesn't have quite the qualities of a human being.

She can often be found pushing a pram or a shopping trolley and screaming at her children. "BARRY DON'T YOU FUCKIN' TOUCH THAT, YOU SHIT! I'LL BELT YOU ONE!" Their shrill voices can be heard a mile away, reminding you of children playing the recorder, painful.

These are the ugly whores that you just want to strangle, rather than sleep with. It's a wonder that she got pregnant in the first place.

It can be assumed that she digests the equivalient of 40 ash trays per month and lives in a shit apartment where she can watch "footy on the telly, you cunt" until her next welfare payment comes in so that she can afford drugs.

When her Bogan husband comes back, expecting food, things turn violent and more bogan scum are wiped off the face of Australia.

Thank God for violence.
Boganette: "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM BUDDY?"
Human: "I don't have one"
Boganette: "ARE YOU SAYING I'M A BAD MUM?"
Human: "...Yes"
Boganette: "OI, YOU! DON'T YOU FUCKIN' START!"
Human: "Why not?"
Boganette: "I'LL FUCKIN' TAKE YOU TO COURT, YOU CUNT!"
Human: "Oh, the irony, you're on my property."
*At this point, Boganette fetches her husband to beat the shit out of the human*

Once again, justice is served, apparently.
by Bogan loather #9, 999, 999 November 12, 2005

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The usual piece of shit who thinks that he is a valuable member of society for leaning out of his beaten up vehicle, (Because he lacks class, and the knowhow to get a job, and thus a higher quality car than a beaten up Ford Falcon which sounds similar to a lawn mower) and screaming out "GO SON!"
Other phrases apparently evident are such terms as: "C'mon Son, You're not HARD enough!". These sexist and somewhat smelly individuals can be seen anywhere in a Pub, boasting about how drunk they got the week before. The only danger that a Bogan will ever encounter is one involving drowing in his own vomit, yet despite all evidence, some favourable qualities must be apparent to some people. These people are clearly Boganettes, and love to be abused by sexist, chauvanistic, sport loving, unintelligent, and overall stupid men. Australian society has taken a downfall, and the Bogan population are the "image" that is often represented as Aussie Culture. Well, this misconseption can be set straight, get these beer-swiggers of our continent, they are of no value.
Human: Excuse me sir, may I have a light beer?
Bogan: C'mon son, what's wrong with ya?
Human: I beg you're pardon?
Bogan: You're not HARD enough!
Human: What does that even mean? How does drinking a light beer establish an inferiority of any kind?
*At this point the Bogan becomes confused and resorts to violence, beating the human to the ground*
Is't it ironic how intelligence makes you a dumbass...
by Bogan loather #9, 999, 999 September 09, 2005

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