What you get on your birthday because your wife's vajaja is so blown out from years of pounding and squeezing out little shitheads.
Bob: what did you get for your birthday?
Joe: my wife gave me an ass pass last night.
Bob: did you use it?
Joe: naw, we had Mexican for lunch and she was resistant.
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