the proprietory brand of paper handerchiefs found under the bed of a wanker ready for any nocturnal emissions to avoid the need to zoffle. individually wrapped in packets of 3 (Weekend Wankies) 7 (Weekly Wankies) and 25 (Cant Get a Girlfriend Wankies). Wankies are normally bought by men with extremely well developed biceps, poor eyesight and an unhealthy interest in librarys. NB Please note the health warning on the Wankies packet emphasising the need to dispose of used Wankies before the splooge genetically mutates and engulfs an area the size of New Mexico
" I can't wait for the weekend, I've got my bongomags, a tub of vaseline and enough Wankies to clog up the Potomac River"
Formerly a Vauxhall Cavalier car but now any form of motor vehicle driven by chavs. Usually fitted with at least one fart pipe and sporting several months of social security payments worth of speakers (and about 10 times more than the car cost) to play hip hop gangsta rap that the occupants can't actually understand a word of. The Chavalier is normally driven with such laws of physics challenging acceleration/retardation that on stopping the car the townies inside continue to rock their heads back and forth like tortoises on speed.
"i say, what on earth is that awful sound?"
"chill out, bro, Nige just gotta new set of bins in his Chavalier"