A Lesbian Sleepover occurs when two heterosexual individuals, who might otherwise engage in sexual activity, opt to spend the night cuddling. The next morning is often a continuation of the non-sexual contact, with slight arousal and intermittent dry humping
. In extreme cases, an over-the-pants hand job may be introduced. It is important to note that absence of penetration is replaced with frequent, if not constant discussions. The only known cure for a Lesbian Sleepover is gabblejacking
, which tears down the hookup barrier instantaneously.
Girl: "I'm too tired to hook up. Let's just have a Lesbian Sleepover."
Guy: "What are the chances I can get an OTPHJ?"
Girl: "Depends if you fall asleep first."