A whale saving, pot smoking, tree hugging, often long-haired, often unshowered lefty. Granola crunchers are prone to wearing socks with any variety of sandals and smoking themselves retarded while believing that alcohol is the devil. They will also often be vegetarian, crying for the life of a chicken while being pro abortion. Also, see granola cruncher
The moon-bats in Boston spent all of their granola money on John Kerry pins and banners only to wait in the cold for him through the night.