1. 'gorbies': Joe and Jane average thrill-seekers who tell annoying stories about their 'near-death experience', when they fell out of their raft and took a mild thrashing in Phil's Hole. Gorbies are often found at trendy nightclubs in Toronto.
2. 'pro-gorbies': Kayakers who will pee on a cliff before hucking off it to give it the appearance of it being wet. 'Pro-gorbies' can be found eating greasy nachos at some dive in Ottawa (or maybe Thunder Bay), mocking people who live in Toronto.
"I don't paddle with gorbies unless they've bounced out of a raft and landed on my boat."