A friend is someone who actually gives a fuck about you when no one else does.
I don't know where I would be without my friend George.
A trail of pussy goo that is transferred to the thighs of your pants whilst recieving a lap dance.
Oh shit! Brooke's gonna know I went to the strip bar, my freakin pants have snail trails!
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