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A creature, well known for sudden unprovoked violent outbursts accompanied with death glares and flying spit, that your ex-girlfriend turned into shortly after starting a cycle of mild steroids during the peak of her OCD CrossFit lifestyle.
The last words I spoke before the pit viper emerged were, "I really like Boston Market."
by BobFromAccounting November 26, 2012

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