1 definition by Bob111111111111112lololroflmao

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A Side-mullet, or Smullet for short, is a new and attractive woman's hairstyle that appeals to females of all ages and walks of life.

A Smullet is when one side of a woman's head of hair is cut short (like a lesbian), whilst the other side is left to grow long, unwashed and uncombed for weeks, possibly even months upon end. The resulting hairstyle is expressive, interesting, sexually arousing, and always a great conversation piece. Every girl without one should feel ashamed, and possession of a Smullet has been made law now in some Middle-Eastern and South-Scandinavian areas such as Poland, Baghdad and Australia.
"Hey, check Mindy's new Smullet."

"Wow, nice Smullet."

"Business at the side, party at the other side!"

"SMULLET"

"Her Smullet really gets me going.."

"the Oscar for best Smullet goes to..."
by Bob111111111111112lololroflmao October 13, 2008

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