Bob the Dog
One resembling skidmarks upon the undershorts of life.
Osama, you are such a shitstain.
The short stubbly pubes leftover when a man decides after a week it's no longer a good idea to shave his balls.
"We can't do it right now. Your nut needles keep stabbing my ass."
Esophogeal emanations from oral orifice which cause victims to think a person has recently consumed a sandwich filled with feces: A person whose breath smells so bad it is as though they ate a shit sammich for lunch.
"YO! Shit sammich, go brush your friggin teeth!"
The words uttered by anyone who has just slammed their thumb/finger with a hammer. Can also be used as a derogatory term when speaker is stumped for a suitable comeback.
"Is your dick really that small?"
"Screw you, bitchfacewhoredog!"
Anyone acting in a wishy washy, indecisive manner.
Quit bein' a John Kerry and pick a friggin' drink, willya?
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