3 definitions by Bob Zouganaugh

Top Definition
An individual who chooses cell phone ringtunes that do not typically reflect his/her outward appearance. In the wild, RingMasters can be found in movie theatres, libraries, shopping malls and other public places where inappropriate monotone music would be an anomaly and therefore initiate awkward stares and giggles.
Eyeing her from across the room, Benjamin straightened his tie and mustered the courage to approach Catherine and introduce himself. As he began to speak, his cell phone began playing “Promiscuous Girl” at volume level 9 signalling to Catherine that this Ringmaster was not what he seemed.
by Bob Zouganaugh October 15, 2006
An individual who consistently selects inappropriate or mismatched clothing choices most commonly relating to colour. A ColourClown is typically followed by awkward stares and gossip.
Jeez Irene, Mary has an incredible resume, but how can we trust her to make important business decisions if she can’t even co-ordinate her own wardrobe?

I agree Peg, we’d be insane to hire that ColourClown for our management training program.
by Bob Zouganaugh October 15, 2006
An individual who chooses inappropriate or mismatched clothing most commonly relating to colour. A ColourClown is typically followed by awkward stares and gossip.
Wow! What an incredible interview, and she is so qualified, but how can we trust her to make important business decisions if she can’t even co-ordinate her own wardrobe?

I agree, we’d be insane to hire that ColourClown for our management training program.
by Bob Zouganaugh October 17, 2006

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