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The original home of Almaden wines. Site of the infamous Almaden Country Club massacre. 18 people were slaughtered one night in the bar in a robbery that netted less than 500 dollars. The culprits, thought to be residents of Morgan Hill, remain at large.
Down in the Almaden Valley, the valley so low, I lost my poor sweetheart with 1 thunderous blow.
by Bob Harper August 29, 2007

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