2 definitions by Bob Awnit

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After coming inside a females mouth, the male makes her turn over, spit out the sperm onto the floor, then screws her doggie style while using her face to mop it up.
Mr. Marcus didn't teach his wife how to dust, but he did turn her into a Spanish Mop!
by Bob Awnit March 20, 2009

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Where the male invites his "woman" over for some "kinky sex", ties her up, then has another woman enter the room and proceeds fornicate with her in front of his "woman".
While dating my Middle School teacher, Mrs. Jugz, I preformed a substitute teacher, which included Mrs. Jugz, Mrs. Jugz's mother and myself.
by Bob Awnit March 20, 2009

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