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1 definition by Bob (no, i don't self shoot)

 
1.
The unfortunate event of jizzing in your own eye when you are masturbating
James: Man, last night was weird
Andrew: How so?
James: I was whacking off and i shot myself in the eye...
Andrew: ...So you self shot...?
James: ...Yea...
Andrew: ...
James: ...
Andrew: ...BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Andrew goes and tells all of James' firends)
by Bob (no, i don't self shoot) April 12, 2006