Shit Bob. Someone named "Bob" whom shits their pants. Shit Bobs also may be found to stutter profusely, Marry obese women, and drive beater ass Honda (Tm) Crxs. Shit Bobs can be distinguished by their skid marks and foulodor. When you see a Shit Bob coming.... Hide your linens!
(VOICE 1) Who would you rather be?... Shit Bob? or Paul Blart (Mall Cop)? (Voice 2) I Would fuck Paul Blart on National Tv before I would willingly be Shit Bob!!!!!