8 definitions by Bman

Top Definition
yi li #1- a rotund asian (AZN) who writes poetry and smells of hemlock.
yi li #2 - a person who breaks lava lamps, waits for the wax to cool on the floor, and then exits - leaving another to clean the mess
yi li #3 - a person who wears white pants and slips in dog poop. Refusing to wash or discard said pants, he keeps them hidden in a laundry bag until the smell returns 3 months later
yi li #4 - one who is frequently injured while participating in any sport - injury typically occurs during practice, though exceptions are expected.
yi li #5- one who was born in China, moved to cambridge, followed by a move simultaneously to Chicago and South Carolina, then to Milton MA, finally settling in Queens NYC.
"Yi Li is one poetic AZN"

"Yi Li? I've been calling him Li Li all week..."

"Why is that asian kid playing football and lacross?" "Oh, that's Yi Li. Don't worry - he won't play long"
by Bman February 26, 2005
if a bitch/ minion gets wise with you, you kick and or punch them in their pussy. gets em everytime
If you talk back to me one more time, ill give ya a cunt punt, bitch.
by Bman March 29, 2005
A Blessen is an amazing guy who is cool & funny. A Blessen also likes sports especially basketball. He is also a smart & tries to be ghetto. But also he Funny & very caring. A Blessen always puts a smile on your face & brightens up your day
Woah I really want to be Blessen's friends
by BmAn January 06, 2014
A drunkards slurred term for Miller Genuine Draft. (After drinking too many)
Hey dude, pass me another majigitta
by Bman November 03, 2004
YOLO= You Only Live Once. YOLO is a common saying commonly overused and/or used in the incorrect context. Generally people use it as a way to justify their stupid actions. In actuality YOLO was created as a way to look at life, and to ensure you enjoy every last second. This means to stop worrying about the past, because you simply don't have time. Always look to the future, and make the most of every second you have!
Incorrect use!

Person A: Yo man I just took a dump on a park bench!

Person B: YOLO

Correct Use:

Person A: Hey I'm still getting over Person C, I cant stop thinking about them!

Person B: Dude YOLO, don't worry about it! Lets head to the gym, and we can talk about our summer trip while we are there!

Person A: I guess you are correct, I only live once lets go make the most of it!
by BMAN May 15, 2013
n.(Pou'nis)-common word used to depreciate the value of another's existence.
Man you suck. Quit being such a poonis!
by Bman December 09, 2002
when a man gets spunk or cum, his male fluid, in the womans eye. The salty nature of the white cream causes a sever stinning sensation
Yo Ice has got white eyes, I shot my jiz straight into her left now.
by bman January 15, 2004

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