a swaggering fat man
"Who's that gut lord marching? You should cut down on your porklife, mate; get some exercise!" (from Blur, Parklife)
pollen (typically used by hay fever sufferers)
I can't go out without taking some antihistamines -- the air's full of plant bukkake.
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