7 definitions by Blunt Monk
When you fuck your partner in the ass and cum, then while he/she is taking the cumshit, he/she flushes after the first major bowel movement. At the very same time, you give your dick a good wash and get your dick in her/his mouth one more time. This is actually a double courtesy flush situation.
Oh man, your dick smells, give me a courtesy flush before I stick it back in my mouth, I mean I just gave you a courtesy flush with my first big shit after you came in my ass!
by Blunt Monk August 20, 2015
1. When the gettin is so good, you gotta say, 'I said, "Godamn!".
2. Not just a normal time to say Fuck: a higher level of intensity in a particular sitch.
2. Not just a normal time to say Fuck: a higher level of intensity in a particular sitch.
1. They were having a goddamn fuck that day: "Baby your ass is so stellar, I said godamn!"
2. Tina had literally just shit the bed. "Goddamn fuck, who gon' clean that literal shit up bitch!".
2. Tina had literally just shit the bed. "Goddamn fuck, who gon' clean that literal shit up bitch!".
by Blunt Monk July 24, 2017
When you dock a sub, and then wipe the new addition upon the face of those whom you have scowled and howled over for long enough!
by Blunt Monk April 11, 2016
There was a lot of vriction when she rode Steve hard.
"If you don't shut that damn mouth, I'll make you shut it with some vriction up in this biatch"
"If you don't shut that damn mouth, I'll make you shut it with some vriction up in this biatch"
by Blunt Monk August 14, 2017
Tommy's shit was takin' quite a long time. So long, he got distracted and decided to join the ranks of Flog Hoppers around the world. He pulled out his pecker and went to stinky pull town.
Jenny decided to push one out on the porcelain shrine while she 'Checked the undercarriage' one fine day and joined the secret society of the Flog Hoppers anonymous.
Jenny decided to push one out on the porcelain shrine while she 'Checked the undercarriage' one fine day and joined the secret society of the Flog Hoppers anonymous.
by Blunt Monk February 8, 2018
by Blunt Monk July 13, 2016
When you 'grab them by the pussy'. If she is aware enough, she will decide if its ok, and if not she will immediately recognize this as sexual assault, and you will be charged accordingly. This should prevent you from becoming President of the United States, but not in all cases.
OK: I saw my wifey in the washroom and pulled a Trump. She was a'ight with dat.
Not OK: I'm successful. I saw some fine ass who was 'hanging out with me', so I 'pulled a Trump' man!
Not OK: I'm successful. I saw some fine ass who was 'hanging out with me', so I 'pulled a Trump' man!
by Blunt Monk January 9, 2017