2 definitions by Blumpkin Man

A more infamous version of the Teabag. After accumulating a generous amount of salty sweat under your balls, proceed to any sleeping victim you choose. While squatting over the victim's face, lower your sack onto the forehead and in one smooth motion, drag your sweaty sack all the way to the chin. (Be sure to give extra attention to the mouth area of the victim) The first thing the victim will do when they wake up, is lick their now salty lips. What a treat!
Once Paul licked his lips, he knew he was a victim of the Salty Seaman!
by Blumpkin Man May 21, 2004
A dastardly move used by lazy men who want to skip foreplay, and head straight for the "Big O".
That girl was so nasty, I just had to cut corners so I could get outta there!
by Blumpkin Man May 24, 2004

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