7 definitions by Blubyu18
A Victoria secret model moved in next door to me, and while i was spying on her she got out of the shower and I neighborgasmed.
by Blubyu18 December 2, 2010
by Blubyu18 December 4, 2010
The sexual climax a person reaches, while watching Star Wars, when they know that theres about to be a fight between two Jedis.
When Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were about to fight i had the best Light Sabergasm in the universe.
Yeah well take that one up with George Lucas because i here he doesn't like to loose his Universal records.
Yeah well take that one up with George Lucas because i here he doesn't like to loose his Universal records.
by Blubyu18 December 4, 2010
by Blubyu18 February 6, 2010
by Blubyu18 January 10, 2012
A method for eating booty designed to preemptively inform the “giver” of the “recievers” rectal situation. Primarily used for one night stands. The steps are listed below:
1. While going down on the “receiver”, stick your finger tip in their anus.
2. After penetration has occurred, give the finger a sniff.
3. If the sniff test passes, lick your finger quickly. This can be disguised as if you are pulling a pube from your teeth.
4. If the lick test passes, you now can feel safe to chow down on their down town.
Side note: Briefly skim the anal crevice to feel for dingle berries before penetration. This is to determine the surface cleanliness. This method should take 5-15 seconds to make a solid decision.
1. While going down on the “receiver”, stick your finger tip in their anus.
2. After penetration has occurred, give the finger a sniff.
3. If the sniff test passes, lick your finger quickly. This can be disguised as if you are pulling a pube from your teeth.
4. If the lick test passes, you now can feel safe to chow down on their down town.
Side note: Briefly skim the anal crevice to feel for dingle berries before penetration. This is to determine the surface cleanliness. This method should take 5-15 seconds to make a solid decision.
John: How was you weekend Jake?
Jake: It was awesome man, I used the Tyler Method on this chick. Once she checked out, I dove mouth first into that booty.
John: You are a brave son of bitch, Possibly my hero.
Jake: It was awesome man, I used the Tyler Method on this chick. Once she checked out, I dove mouth first into that booty.
John: You are a brave son of bitch, Possibly my hero.
by Blubyu18 February 5, 2019
A censoring app for you cell phone that keeps guys from sending pictures of there dicks that are unwanted.
Brittany got the new Farveguard app for her iPhone to keep that nasty fat kid from sending her pictures of him straddling his meat stick.
by Blubyu18 December 2, 2010