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The single most pleasurable act that can be bestowed upon a man. Techinically speaking, it is the act of fellatio. Involves stroking of the shaft of the penis with one or, if your man is big, two hands. The penis is inserted into the mouth of the woman by the woman. The woman should include but limit their techniques to: deep throating, humming and/or moaning, swirling of the tounge, sucking and/or licking. If given in place of sexual intercourse, the main goal is ejaculation by the man. If done instead as foreplay, ejaculation may or may not occur. If and when the man does begin to ejaculate; if it occurs in the mouth of the woman, the man generally prefers that the woman swallows it. However, the woman can "spit". If ejaculation occurs outside of the mouth of the woman, she should lick it off of the man, as it will drive him mad.
After many pleaing attempts, Jason finally talked Jess into more than a handjob. She gave him a great blowjob, and she has been sucking off every guy that asks ever since then.

Jess sucked off the entire football team after the big win. Over seventy guys!
by BlowJobEfficianato December 26, 2006
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