4 definitions by BlossomBaby

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a ripe crotch in need of a good scrub
Why won't Jimmy wash his stanky assed cratch?
by BlossomBaby December 23, 2013

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A chunk of shit up under the rim of your asshole that skids your draws and eventually drops out once you get to walking.
I cant wear a thong cuz I gots a ass stone be working its way out
by BlossomBaby December 23, 2013

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lower than a red neck. white trash to the max.
Example.."when my brother Larry and I tied the knot Bambi, the hill fuck, wore purple stilettos with her ass slopping over the top of her not-so-skinny jeans.
by BlossomBaby December 23, 2013

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Breaking wind gone toxic
Granny let out a gasser that done chocked us all up.
by BlossomBaby December 23, 2013

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