71 definitions by Bloopy

A nickname for duct tape. In the land of lakes, snow, road salt, and rusty cars, they use duct tape a lot more often than they visit the auto body shop.
There, patched my car door up with some Minnesota chrome, it's as good as new!
by Bloopy October 22, 2009
A person who studies lolicon or is an expert in loliology.
Danny wants to be a loliologist when he grows up.
by Bloopy February 04, 2006
An expression used to wish someone success, good fortune, or a safe journey. Used as a non-religious alternative to Godspeed, especially by dog-lovers.
I wish you dogspeed on your trip Pete, and I'll be sure to look after your puppy while you're gone!

Sarah dropped her daughter off at school and bid her dogspeed for her biology exam.
by Bloopy November 25, 2009
Any vehicle used for driving around and picking up hussy.
His seemingly ordinary Toyota van became a notorious huss bus after sunset.
by Bloopy April 10, 2005
The uterus; the organ in a female mammal where a fetus develops. Also known as baby oven, baby factory, baby maker, sprog forge, rug rat generator, kiddy mill, or the place where babby is formed.

A piece of biological machinery which cramps up and leaks fluid and tissue on a regular cycle if it's not in use, making the female extremely cranky.
Sorry darling, I can't make babies with you tonight, my womb's been filled by the pool guy.

To demonstrate what a womb cramp feels like to a man, a swinging sledgehammer should be administered to the lower gut.
by Bloopy November 09, 2010
The phonetic spelling of "Oh, hello" when spoken in a posh British accent.
Charles: Air hair lair, Geoffrey!
Geoffrey, Air hair lair, Charles. Nice to see you!
by Bloopy December 29, 2011
What all the cool kids were doing at elementary school to render themselves unconscious.
Greg deliberately hyperventilated until he passed out, and all the other kids clapped and cheered.
by Bloopy April 09, 2005

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