The Gayest book that got made into a movie because the Author (who is a girl (Suprise!)) gave everyone "summit entertainment"(the production company) blow jobs, handjob s, tit fucks, dVdA, etc....
dude #1: Twilight is for fags
Fag #1: no its not because vampires are so cool when they sparkle
dude #2: dude #1 true dat
Dude #1: hey Dude #2 did you hear that stephanie meyer gave everyone that produced twilight blow jobs?
Dude #2: yeah but i herd that her vagina is so big the president of the production company lives in it and has his own jumbo jet in thar. also I herd that she got fucked by everyone at the production at the same time and in every possible way, such as ear, eye sockets, armpits, nose, every pore in her body. also the people who fucked her ranged from the production company's president's 10th cousin, to the guy who delivers mail a intern!
Dude #1: HOLY SHIITTTTT
DUDE #3: HOLY SHIITTTTT
DUDE #4: HOLLYYY SHITTT
DUDE #5: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! AND HOLY SHITTT!