Blind old Sue Townsend
The condition whereby unpleasant facial features, such as a pointy nose or chin, are - in the eye of the beholder - a thing of great beauty.
"As Vanessa Feltz lovingly caressed her flopping bosoms, onlookers remarked "Oh christ, she's having a right eib."
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