When a girlfriend or potential girlfriend consciously decides to be really high-maintenance and a pain in the ass just so they can sound all "If you can't deal with me, then you ain't right for me" sassy n shit.
X: Hey man, why you look so bummed?
Y: My girlfriend is being so fucking bitchy lately, but I think she's doing it on purpose. She wasn't a bitch before.
X: Looks like she's got the Diva Complex. There's no hope for your sorry ass.
A way to express how fucked up you are in a manner that is as fucked up as you are. Fuktup being more percussive resembles the lazy-tongued hard-syllabled speech a drunk person would have. To you, a drunk person is fucked up. To him, "I'm fuggin fuktup!".
Twitching is when a person updates their status on Twitter ridiculously frequently.
3:05pm - Brandon is bored.
3:15pm - Brandon is eating pudding.
3:32pm - Brandon is excited for Crank 2.
3:45pm - Brandon wants the work day to end.
3:58pm - Brandon is clockin'out and off to the movies.
Me and everyone else - Brandon needs to stop goddamn twitching.