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106 definitions by Blake

a sucker of the ass
chet is a complete ass vacuume
by blake September 28, 2003
a hobo who carries a bundle or bedroll
Quick! If you open your car door you can knock that bindle stiff flat on his ass.
by Blake November 12, 2002
when you jam your balls masturbating
AHHHHH, i just smashed my kiwi's
by Blake November 11, 2002
I ain't goin to school today I got the back-door-trots.
by Blake November 12, 2002
A person who doesn't shower or have concern for cleanliness. Also see Rblazevski.
Blazevski makes me vomit.
by Blake February 11, 2005
The most beautiful of all of God's creations. Some consider her to be an angel in human form.
I, Blake Baird, am in love with Marlena!
by Blake August 08, 2004
Gut shot leopard is a term for "an awful mess." If my dad ever saw some of my horrible wiring jobs as a youngster, or some terrible looking food he was the first to exclaim it looked like a gut shot leopard.
"holy christ boy what did you do here? this bastard looks like a gut shot leopard."
by blake March 31, 2004