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1 definition by Blaine Ray

 
1.
A pain in the stomach from an immense need to shit. Often used as an excuse to get out of doing things, in a way it's almost like the male version of period pain.
"Hey, dudes, I have to go. I have a mad shit ache."
"Fuck that dude, you are such a piker"
"I'm serious dude, I'm about to shit all over the place"
by Blaine Ray November 16, 2007