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1 definition by Blah- muther fuckin- Blah

 
1.
1. A fusion of the words meow and arf, usually uttered by the bored.

2. A word that can be used to change the subject in an awkward and/or annoying conversation.

3. Can be used when others are making random animal sounds. (when asked what it is use definition 1, paraphrase if you'd like)
1. This is sorta self-exclamatory.

2. Wierd Guy: Hey guess what.

You:What?

Wierd Guy: *random shit*

You: MARF.

Wierd Guy: What?

You: I said MARF.

Wierd Guy: Ok then.

You: Yup.

Wierd Guy: *Walks away*

You: *smile in triumph*

3. Person #1: Meow

Person #2: Arf

You: MARF

Both #1-2: What

You: *explain what MARF is*

Both #1-2: *bow down to your glory*
by Blah- muther fuckin- Blah November 23, 2009