Charlie: I got a wedding invitiation
Drew: Sounds like fun
Charlie: Nah, I don't go to standing funerals
An affliction of the body and mind. Effects include isolation, desperation, sexual frustration, alcohol consumption, inability to communicate, and in extreme cases, physical violence or childbirth. Due to advances in modern medicine, many cases of marriage do not end in death.
The fact that you asked for an example is ample evidence that you've never experienced marriage.
Reverse on a five-speed manual transmission. Drivers mistakenly shift up from fifth into a "secret" sixth gear, which is actually reverse.
I can't give you a ride to practice today. Jack tried to put it in secret sixth when he borrowed my car on Saturday, and now it has no transmission.
Slang term for the vagina, because of its temperature and smell. Also known as pussy
, or ginch
That girl's such a slut. Take her to dinner and you'll be balls deep in hot tuna by nine o'clock.
A sub-human creature that, with time and luck, may grow to become human. The inevitable result of repeatedly having unprotected sex.
I would not kill a man without being heavily provoked, but a child? They're not even human yet.