Haynes is the common term for most northern folk to imply homosexual feelings to one another. Often incorporated into traditional English speaking, it's used to soften the blow to parents of homophobic tendencies.
Originating from Greek mythology, Haynes was the God of the homosexuals
, the Gay and lonely God.
"Dad ... Mum ... I'm a Haynes diciple"
"Do u see the haynes sat on his own"
"Did you hear that Haynes sucked off that guy at the beach, and pulled some guy off in bed?"