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19 definitions by Blackmeowcat

the act of orally pleasuring a woman, by sticking your tongue in and out of her hole.
Hey, baby, how about some Tongue Fu Twa?
by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004
The item you don't want from the female bakery. also known as Poop.

See muffin cookie cupcakes oven wind cookies
we was doing it, and she let a wind cookie, and out came a brownie on my nuts!
by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004
a name for the part of ones body where your back makes an ass of its self and splits into two sections. Commonly referred to as "butt"
Her muffin butt is so cute
by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004
When your dog gets neutered, the empty sack that remains. Resembles a FlapJack.

Also See Chicken Patty
OMG, Look at Troopers FlapJacks! he doesn't even know theres nothing there!
by BlackMeowCat July 13, 2004
The act of beating the shit out of some dumb ass and then pissing on their face, but only if you currently have a urine tract infection. Mainly women are able to perform this action.
I beat that bytches ass, then I UTIed her.
by BlackMeowCat July 13, 2004