2 definitions by Blackcat89

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When u have a sore throat or irritation from gargling / swallowing too much cum .
Erica: omg! u sound horrible girl , u done caught the cold again?

Natalie: idk , i just woke up with a sore throat , and my jaw is tightening.

Erica: girl, that ain't no cold , u got dickthroat lol!!!
by Blackcat89 April 03, 2011

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Means when u text or respond to a text too slow , like grandma would knowing she doesn't know what to do with a text mechanism phone.
Whitney: Everytime i text shannon, she always reponds two hours from then !*frowning n frustrated*

Brandi: girl u know she is a grandma texter, she slow as hell!! lol
by Blackcat89 April 28, 2011

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