The name of a particularly skinny individual, made from just skin and bones.
A Bones usually loves spending lengthy periods of time in the sun, and/or tanning himself by other means - i.e. sunbeds.
A Bones has a very unusual diet which consists mainly of salted chips and breaded meats, and/or pizza. Usual allergies include tea; coffee; coke and vegetables.
Oft called by names which rhyme with Bones, i.e. Fones, Zones, Ringtones, Puglet, Sun-lizard.
Often struggles at fantasy football.
"He's all bones that boy"
"Where's Bones?" "Tanning".